Down-Unders

I found these great "topless" sandals at DI last year for my husband's white elephant gift exchange party (for his work). 

They are called Down-Unders....The Original Topless Sandals.  And get this......they stick to your feet!  No straps required....and the best part?  They are reusable!  Super cool, eh?  I had never heard of these before, but there they were, brand new, on top of a pile of other miscenalleous, useless items.  And I laughed right out loud in the middle of the aisle when I saw them.  Hilarious!

But seriously, these things are so versatile.  Look at all the key features they have:
Bare feet
Cool feet
Free feet
Happy feet
Tan feet
Safe feet

Are you convinced already that you want to own one of these lovely pair of topless sandals?  Don't worry, by the time you finish reading this, you'll be begging me for the number....

Here's some more information:  (right from the back of the package itself)....

How do they work?
Down-Unders stick to your feet with a special adhesive and are REUSABLE!  You can wear them with or without socks.

Step into the future.....with your DOWN-UNDERS.   Following these simple instructions will provide you the best possible adhesion and life of your topless sandals.

(Are you ready for this?)

Simple instructions:
1.  Peel clear protective covering from sandals.
2.  Place clean dry feet onto sandal by stepping down heel first.
3.  To remove:  gently peel sandals from feet.  Warning:  DO NOT STICK SHOES FACE TO FACE.
(and incase you've misunderstood, it doesn't say, "Don't stick it to your face."  It's saying don't stick the shoes together face to face.  That helped you, didn't it?  I read it wrong the first time too.....)
4.  To resuse:  Wash or scrub with soap and water.  Allow sandals to dry thoroughly.  Not for use on sensitive skin.

And there you have it.  The coolest pair of sandals you'll ever own. 

Unfortunately we gave these away at Todd's work party.  But seriously, everyone wanted them!  I have the number in case anyone is interested.  They're shipped from Amarillo, TX.  

Who would  give a perfectly good pair of topless sandals to the DI?  Your guess is as good as mine. 

Aren't those funny?