Merry Christmas 2009

The 2009 Jones Christmas Quiz:

1. How many swatches did we contemplate before choosing a color for the basement?
a. 7
b. 27
c. 270
d. We lost count

2. What household items has Ziggy, our new puppy, chewed up?
a. Santa’s beard
b. Melissa’s curling iron
c. His own bed (duh!)
d. Jacob’s toy computer
e. All of the above

3. What is the combined total of teeth lost in the Jones household?
a. None
b. A few
c. Way too many to count
d. The Tooth Fairy is asking for stimulus funds

4. How many months before Eric could be driving?
a. One (not on your life)
b. Three
c. Six
d. Several years from now (if Melissa has any say in the matter)

5. What were some significant family events of 2009? Select all that apply.
a. Eric started high school & decided girls are OK.
b. Brandon won a turkey in a .22 rifle competition.
c. Dallin hiked to the top of Grandeur Peak.
d. Kyle was baptized.
e. Jacob threw up in his kindergarten class.

Answers:
1. (d) We lost count, but we are THRILLED to have a newly refinished basement!
2. (e) All of the above. We love him in spite of his ability to shred everything in sight.
3. (c) We’re not going after stimulus money yet, but even the dog is loosing his teeth.
4. (c) If he ever takes the test for his learner’s permit. Ah well. No hurry.
5. (a, b, c, d, e) All true events. Sorry Jake, we couldn’t leave out the vomit story.


Merry Christmas to you and yours from the Joneses!
Todd, Melissa, Eric, Brandon, Dallin, Kyle, & Jacob